December 2010
4 posts
i’m gonna be sick like i’m in a G6.
i’m never going to drink again. i’m never going to drink again. i’m never going to drink again. just practising for tomorrow morning.
as soon as they incorporate a fleshlight into a bread making machine i’ll leave my partner. and have lots of salt dough.
my superpower is being able to conveniently forget what i agreed* with my girlfriend. *was forced to agree with.